Saturday Review of Books: July 14, 2012

“Stories . . . really can influence you. If you read the Twilight novels once a month for a year, I think you’d be a different human afterward—and not a sparkly one. Stories are like catechisms, but they’re catechisms for your impulses, they’re catechisms with flesh on.” ~N.D. Wilson

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Welcome to the Saturday Review of Books at Semicolon. Here’s how it usually works. Find a book review on your blog posted sometime during the previous week. The review doesn’t have to be a formal sort of thing. You can link to your thoughts on a particular book, a few ideas inspired by reading the book, your evaluation, quotations, whatever.

Then on Friday night/Saturday, you post a link here at Semicolon in Mr. Linky to the specific post where you’ve written your book review. Don’t link to your main blog page because this kind of link makes it hard to find the book review, especially when people drop in later after you’ve added new content to your blog. In parentheses after your name, add the title of the book you’re reviewing. This addition will help people to find the reviews they’re most interested in reading.

After linking to your own reviews, you can spend as long as you want reading the reviews of other bloggers for the week and adding to your wishlist of books to read. That’s how my own TBR list has become completely unmanageable and the reason I can’t join any reading challenges. I have my own personal challenge that never ends.

55 (Mostly) Short Videos Worth Watching

Humor:
1. Tim Hawkins: Things You Don’t Say to Your Wife.
Chick-fil-A
I Don’t Drink Beer

Tim Hawkins Comedy website.

2. Rhett and Link youtube channel
Facebook Song
The Barbecue Song
The Guacamole Song
3. Igudesman and Joo: Rachmaninov had BIG hands
I will survive
Ticket to Ride
4. Leonard Nimoy singing The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. Unforgettably bad.
5. Chonda Pierce: What a Friend We Have in Jesus
Chonda Pierce: Honeymoon Package

Books and Reading:
6. The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore.
7. Mark Dever: Creating a Culture of Reading in Your Church
8. The Joy of Books

9. Louis Markos: Introduction to Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis
10. The World’s Longest Children’s Book Domino Rally
11. A 26-minute interview with JRR Tolkien at his home

History:
12. A Trip Down Market Street, 1906, San Francisco.
13. Art of 1908
14. The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire, 1911
15. Titanic, 1912, original photos from the ship
16. Red Skelton interprets the Pledge of Allegiance
17. Louis Zamperini on CBS Sunday Morning

Poetry:
18. Robert Frost Reads his poem, The Death of a Hired Man
19. The Creation by James Weldon Jonson, performed by Wintley Phipps
20. Go Down, Death by James Weldon Johnson, performed by Wintley Phipps
21. How To Be Alone by Tanya Davis.
22. Michael Gough reading T.S. Eliot’s The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
23. Henry V, St. Crispin’s Day Speech
24. Sarah Kay: If I should have a daughter . . .
25. Taylor Mali: Like, You Know?
26. Neil Gaiman: Instructions

Movies and Songs:
27. Popular Music, 1900-1909
28. The Movies of 1939: THe Wizard of Oz, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, and Gone With the Wind
29. Gershwin Playing I Got Rhythm and An American in Paris and Rhapsody in Blue
30. Heart of Texas movie trailer. Watch the entire movie if you can. I thought it was wonderful.
31. The Keith Green Story: a one hour documentary about the life of Christian musician Keith Green.
32. Giant Wooden Xylophone in the woods play Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring
33.Som Sabadell Flashmob: Jesu, God of Man’s Desiring
Flash Mob Hallelujah Chorus

Christian Life:
34. Unexpected Joy: The Dailey Family. Frisco, Texas.
35. Resurrection Sunday Dance in Budapest, Hungary, 2010
36. The Kimyal people of Papua, Indonesia receive the Bible in their own language
37. The Story of Jonah, retold by a master storyteller.
38. Cardboard Testimonies
39. I Am Second: These videos of Christian testimonies of people from all walks of life are powerfully moving and inspirational.
40. Ryan Ferguson recites (and interprets dramatically) Psalm 22.
Ryan Ferguson: Hebrews 9 and 10. I highly recommend that you check out this dramatic presentation of God’s Word.
41. Nick Vujicic: Extraordinary. Nick Vujicic Fully Living for Jesus Christ

Current Events:
42. 180 Movie: What changed their minds . . . in seconds? (For adults and young adults only)
43. will by Eusong Lee. An animated film about 9/11 and its aftermath.

Miscellaneous:
44.Much Better Now. A bookmark, yes, a bookmark, discovers life and the great wide world.
45. Crayola Monologues
46. TangleDoodle Art
47. A Murmuration of Starlings
48. Snoopy versus the Red Baron, aka Snoopy’s Christmas
49. Nature by Numbers A video about mathematical patterns in nature.
50. Roger Scruton on Why Beauty Matters. This is an hour-long BBC documentary on beauty in art and architecture, well worth the time to watch. “Not only has art made a cult of ugliness; architecture, too, has become soulless and sterile.”
51. Adam Savage at MakerFaire on Why We Make. “It doesn’t matter what you make and it doesn’t matter why, the importance is that you are making something!”
52. How Great Is Our God with Louie Giglio. If the Earth were a golf ball, then the sun would be 15 feet in diameter. And our God made it all!
53. Heartless: The Story of the Tin Man, a short movie from Whitestone Motion Pictures.
54. Whodunnit? An Awareness Test How observant are you?
55. Validation, a short film about parking, photos, and smiles. It’s not the whole gospel, but it’s got a lot of Truth.

Something Like Normal by Trish Doller

This YA novel is a relatively new book (publication date: June 19, 2012) about an old topic: how does the warrior come home from the war?

When Travis returns home from Afghanistan, his parents are fighting, his brother has stolen his girlfriend, and he keeps seeing his friend Charlie in odd places, even though Charlie died in Afghanistan. Can Travis be vulnerable enough and honest enough to build a relationship with Harper, the girl whose reputation he ruined back in middle school?

I liked the story part of this novel, but the crude and profane language and the casual attitude toward premarital sex, although realistic, made me want an expurgated version. I get it: Marines talk and act like, well, Marines. But a little of that goes a long way. And author Trish Doller didn’t really put as much profanity and crude guy talk in the book as she could have. I still could have done without.

That issue aside, Travis is, as the blurb says, a young man with an “incredible sense of honor, . . . an irresistible and eminently lovable hero.” The religious and moral ideas and choices that define Travis are questionable, but Travis is still an honorable man trying to understand himself and come to terms with his war experiences in a complicated world with very little guidance. I think there a lot of Travises coming back from Afghanistan, and this book would speak to them and to their loved ones in a very immediate way.

Thanks to the publisher, Bloomsbury, for sending me an ARC of this timely YA novel.

55+ Texas Tales: From Galveston to Amarillo to Brownsville to El Paso

I must admit that I’m a proud Texan with a mild Texas accent and a whiff of Texas braggadocio. And I think reading books by Texan authors or books set deep in the heart of Texas is a great way to spend a summer afternoon.

Adams, Andy. The Log of a Cowboy. Semicolon review here.

Anderson, Jessica Lee. Border Crossing. YA novel about an Hispanic teen who is dealing with paranoid schizophrenia. I will be looking for a copy of this novel soon.

Appelt, Kathi. The Underneath. Animal story from the Big Thicket of East Texas. Semicolon review here.

Baker, Betty. Walk the World’s Rim. The tragic story of a Native American boy named Chacko and of Esteban, the slave who accompanied Coronado on his search for the Seven Lost Cities of Cibola.

Baker, Nina Brown. Texas Yankee. A children’s biography of inventor Gail Borden.

Beatty, Patricia. Wait for Me, Watch for Me, Eula Bee. Captured-by-Indians fiction set in West Texas, 1860’s. Semicolon review here.

Bertrand, J. Mark. Back on Murder. A murder mystery/police procedural set in Houston. Sequels are Pattern of Wounds and Nothing to Hide. Semicolon review here.

Bissinger, H.G. Friday Night Lights. The book that started it all, led to a movie and then a TV Series. I read that the people of Odessa are still mad at Bissinger for his portrayal of their town. I’m not mad, but I do think he probably misunderstood a few things. Semicolon book review here.

Brammer, Billy Lee. The Gay Place. This novel is supposed to be about LBJ in disguise. I haven’t read it, but I’d like to check it out.

Brett, Jan. Armadillo Rodeo. A picture book about Bo the Armadillo who longs for adventure.

dePaola, Tomie. The Legend of the Bluebonnet. A picture book telling the Native American legend concerning Texas’s state flower, the bluebonnet.

Dobie, J. Frank. Up the Trail from Texas. This book, published in 1955, is one of the Landmark History series from Random House. J. Frank Dobie wrote over twenty books about the history, folklore, and traditions of Texas. If anyone was qualified to write a Landmark history book about the history of the cattle, cowboys, and trail drives of Texas, it was Mr. Dobie.

Donovan, James. The Blood of Heroes: The 13-Day Struggle for the Alamo–and the Sacrifice That Forged a Nation. Semicolon review here. Al Mohler recommends it.

Egan, Timothy. The Worst Hard Time: The Untold Story of Those Who Survived the Great American Dust Bowl. Semicolon review here.

Erdman, Louella Grace. The Edge of Time. Newlyweds in North Texas build a farm and a marriage in the middle of ranching country.

Erickson, John. Moonshiner’s Gold. Great action-packed adventure with engaging characters and a lot of history sneaking in through the back door. John Erickson is known for his Hank the Cowdog series, but this stand-alone adventure is just a good as the Hank books and should be just the right reading level for most sixth graders.

Erickson, John. The Original Adventures of Hank the Cowdog. Early and middle grade readers will enjoy this series of tales about a lovable cowdog.

Ferber, Edna. Giant is really a fantasy. I just don’t know very many people in Texas who live like the Benedicts or who ever did. And Ms. Ferber was from Michigan. But Giant is a fun Texas fantasy, and it does manage to give the sense of how everyone in Texas wants to at least pretend that Texas and all its cultural appendices are bigger than life.

Fritz, Jean. Make Way for Sam Houston. Semicolon review here.

Garland, Sherry. In the Shadow of the Alamo. This YA novel set during the Texas Revolution is different because it’s told from the perspective of a Mexican boy, Lorenzo, who’s conscripted into Santa Anna’s army and forced to fight the Tejanos at the Alamo and at San Jacinto.

Garland, Sherry. A Line in the Sand: The Alamo Diary of Lucinda Lawrence Gonzales, Texas, 1836. A Dear America series book set at the battle of the Alamo.

Gibbs, Stuart. Belly Up! Semicolon review here.

Gipson, Fred. Old Yeller. Classic. (I once had Mr. Gipson’s ex-wife for an English teacher in high school. I think. At least that was the rumor in my high school.)

Graves, John. Goodbye to a River. A story of the author’s canoe trip down the Brazos River.

Greene, A.C. A Personal Country. Memoir/essays about the culture and people of West Texas, Abilene in particular.

Harrigan, Stephen. The Gates of the Alamo. Adult fiction. Semicolon review here.

Hemphill, Helen. The Adventurous Deeds of Deadwood Jones. An engaging Western novel about cowboy life for middle school readers. Semicolon review here.

Hoff, Carol. Johnny Texas. Sequel is Johnny Texas on the San Antonio Road.

Hoff, Carol. Head to the West. A Christmas excerpt from this story of Galveston immigrants.

Holt, Kimberly Willis. When Zachary Beaver Came to Town. National Book Award winner.

Janke, Katelan. Survival in the Storm: The Dust Bowl Diary of Grace Edwards, Dalhart, Texas 1935. Another Dear America journal-style book for middle grade and young adult girls.

Jiles, Paulette. News of the World. Excellent adult novel takes place in post-Civil War Texas, about 1870.

Karr, Kathleen. Oh Those Harper Girls! Semicolon review here.

Kelly, Jacqueline. The Evolution of Calpurnia Tate. Middle grade fiction set in 1899. Semicolon review here.

Kelton, Elmer. The Day the Cowboys Quit. Kelton was born in Crane, Texas, and he used to live in San Angelo, my hometown.

Kelton, Elmer. The Time It Never Rained. Top ten Texas novels that I have read. This one should be on every Texan’s reading list.

Kelton, Elmer. Lone Star Rising: The Texas Rangers Trilogy. The Buckskin Line, Badger Boy and The Way of the Coyote. Semicolon review here.

Lake, Julie. Galveston’s Summer of the Storm. Semicolon review of this children’s fiction book set before and during the Galveston hurricane of 1900. It starts with a very lazy Texas summer with Texas foods and hot weather and front porches and grandmother’s house. Then disaster!

Larson, Eric. Isaac’s Storm. Semicolon review of this nonfiction tome about the man who was the chief weatherman for the U.S. Weather Bureau on Galveston Island in 1900.

Matthews, Sally Reynolds. Interwoven. A memoir by a pioneer woman about life on the Texas frontier.

Meacham, Leila. Roses. Tumbleweeds: A Novel. I haven’t read these “family saga” novels by a Texas author and set in East Texas and Amarillo, respectively, but they sound intriguing.

Meyer, Carolyn. Where the Broken Heart Still Beats. YA historical fiction about Indian captive Cynthia Ann Parker.

Meyer, Carolyn. White Lilacs. Early 1920’s, segregation and racial conflict. Here it is reviewed at Becky’s Book Reviews.

Michener, James A. Texas. Typical Michener, somewhat mythologized, but sprawling and readable.

Moss, Jenny. Winnie’s War. Semicolon thoughts here.

Murphy, Jim. Inside the Alamo. This nonfiction account of the famous Battle of the Alamo is a good introduction for grown-ups, too.

Owens, Virginia Stem. At Point Blank: A Suspense Novel. A very satisfying little murder mystery set in rural Texas just outside Houston. Sequels are Congregation and A Multitude of Sins.

Reading, Amy. The Mark Inside: A Perfect Swindle, A Cunning Revenge, And A Small History Of The Big Con. I haven’t read this nonfiction book either, but I saw it recommended at NPR’s website.

Rinaldi, Ann. Come Juneteenth. Slavery in Texas during and after the Civil War.

Sachar, Louis. Holes. Set in a sort of mythical, contemporary Texas, this Newbery-award winning novel is just right for a sweltering hot Texas afternoon.

Shefelman Janice. Comanche Song. Semicolon review here.

Shefelman, Janice. Spirit of Iron. Semicolon review here.

Smith, Sherri. Flygirl. YA WWII fiction about an African-American girl who “passes” for white and becomes a WASP (Women’s Air Force Service Pilot). Semicolon review here.

Stokes, David R. Apparent Danger: The Pastor of America’s First Megachurch and the Texas Murder Trial of the Decade in the 1920’s (aka
The Shooting Salvationist: J. Frank Norris and the Murder Trial that Captivated America) Semicolon review here.

Thomason, John W. Lone Star Preacher. “Traces the life and times of a fiery Methodist preacher in East Texas during the Civil War era.” This novel joins my lengthy TBR list.

Tinkle, Lon. 13 Days to Glory: The Siege of the Alamo. You can never read too many books about the Alamo, and this one is classic.

Valby, Karen. Welcome to Utopia: Notes from a Small Town. “The book is a portrait of a small town in transition, a town that is growing globally and perhaps even philosophically, if not physically.” ~Booklist

Wisler, G. Clifton. All for Texas: A Story of Texas Liberation. 13-year old Thomas Jefferson Byrd gets caught up in the War for Texas Independence.

Wisler, G. Clifton. Buffalo Moon. Semicolon review here.

Wisler, G. Clifton. Winter of the Wolf. Semicolon review here.

Wisler, G. Clifton. The Wolf’s Tooth. Semicolon review here.

Wood, Jane Roberts. The Train to Estelline. From this list at Texas Reads.

The Fortune Cookie Chronicles by Jennifer 8. Lee

So, how are fortune cookies and Powerball (lottery) related?

And who really invented fortune cookies anyway–the Chinese or maybe the Japanese?

Why do Jewish people love Chinese food, or as Ms. Lee asks, “why is chow mein the chosen food of the Chosen People?”

Do you know where in China all those illegal immigrants to the U.S. come from—and what they leave behind?

Is chop suey really Chinese?

Who is General Tso, anyway, and why are we eating his chicken? Is it really his chicken?

And what’s the greatest Chinese restaurant in the world outside of China?

The Fortune Cookie Chronicles: A Book Adventure through the Mysteries of Chinese Food by Jennifer 8. Lee (what’s with the middle numeral/initial?) purports to answer all of these questions and many more you didn’t know you had about Chinese food in the United States and the rest of the world.

There are more Chinese food restaurants in the U.S. than McDonalds, Burger Kings, and Wendy’s combined. Our family only eats restaurant or take-out Chinese food once or twice a year, but apparently we’re in the minority when it comes to Chinese food lovers.

I enjoyed reading about all of the quirks and ramifications of Americans’ love affair with Chinese food, but I must admit that Ms. Lee’s writing style, journalistic in nature, sometimes gave me reader’s whiplash. The Fortune Cookie Chronicles starts out as a book about the connection between a flood of of Powerball winners in March 2005 and the fortune cookies where they all found their winning numbers. Then it becomes a book about Chinese cuisine and where fortune cookies were invented. Then, suddenly we were dealing with other topics, such as Chinese illegal immigration or the Kosher Duck Scandal of 1989 or Cajun Chinese food or the source of take-out boxes or the soy sauce controversy.

Yes, all of these topics and more are at least tangentially related to Ms. Lee’s main topic, American Chinese food, but the material, while fascinating, is not organized as well as I might have liked. A lot of back-tracking and rabbit trails lead the reader on a winding road through the world of Chinese food and Chinese restaurants and Chinese influence in the United States and in the world. As long as you can take the twist and turns, which hardly ever slow down enough to be boring, you’ll like Ms. Lee’s guided tour through the world of Chinese cuisine.

A few facts and stories I found particularly interesting:

Did you know that there’s one particular day in the year that hundreds of Chinese immigrants in New York’s Chinatown choose to get married? No, not Valentine’s Day and not New Year’s Day and not in June.

Most of the fortunes in the fortune cookies we get from our favorite Chinese restaurants are curated, written, and sold by three guys, two of whom aren’t on speaking terms as a result of stolen fortunes (the written ones, not money).

There really are a bunch of “kosher Chinese restaurants” to serve the Jewish community.

People who organize the smuggling of illegal Chinese immigrants into the United States are known as “snakeheads”.

I especially found the chapter about a specific Chinese immigrant family who bought a restaurant and saw their family implode from the pressures of running that restaurant in rural Georgia and adjusting to the cultural expectations of 21st century America. It was a sad story of family dysfunction and cultural misunderstanding and over-zealous child protection services run amuck. I wanted to know what happened to the family and where they are now. So I stopped and prayed for them. (Do you ever pray for the people you read about in magazine articles and nonfiction books?)

Real Chinese people and fortune cookies:

Sunday Salon: Links and Thinks

How Silence Works: Emailed Conversations With Four Trappist Monks by Jeremy Mesiano-Crookston. “Is silence beneficial for all people? I would say the cultivation of silence is indispensable to being human.”
I have considered taking a weekend retreat where I simply observe silence and spend the time in prayer and meditation, no internet, no phone, no television, and no books. It’s the “no books” that frightens me. I’m not sure I have the inner resources or the connection with God that would sustain me in such silence for an entire weekend. Sad, but true.

Why You Should Consider Cancelling Your Short Term Missions Trip by Darren Carlson.
And yet my daughter leaves for Slovakia in a week to teach in Bible (day) camps and to share the gospel working alongside the Slovak church. Mistakes have been made, and unintended consequences are rampant. However, we can be called and used of God in other countries and cultures.

A British offering from Arts Council England: “Brought to life using audio performance and archive footage, 60 Years in 60 Poems travels through time to unpack our shared history, celebrating individual moments alongside national events.”
There’s a poem for every year of the Queen’s Jubilee, starting in 1954. I listened to the one for 1957, the year of my birth, and I thought it was poignant: On Not Dying Young by Elaine Feinstein.

Why Are American Kids So Spoiled? by Elizabeth Kolbert. Yikes, just yikes!

How Reading Disturbing Novels can make you a Better Reader of the Bible by Alan Jacobs

“If we are people of the Book, people whose Faith is built upon the Word of God as it is given to us in the Bible, then we need to be a reading people. And by reading I do not mean merely that we are literate, but that we are able to read carefully, that we are comfortable reading slowly, and allow passages to challenge our preconceptions and to change us.”

The Flying Inn (great blog) gives us a list of 5 things from YouTube that are actually worth watching. He’s called his post Reasons TV is Obsolete.

Saturday Review of Books: July 7, 2012

“The sight of the cover of a book one has previously read retains, woven into the letters of its title, the moonbeams of a far-off summer night.” ~Marcel Proust

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Welcome to the Saturday Review of Books at Semicolon. Here’s how it usually works. Find a book review on your blog posted sometime during the previous week. The review doesn’t have to be a formal sort of thing. You can link to your thoughts on a particular book, a few ideas inspired by reading the book, your evaluation, quotations, whatever.

Then on Friday night/Saturday, you post a link here at Semicolon in Mr. Linky to the specific post where you’ve written your book review. Don’t link to your main blog page because this kind of link makes it hard to find the book review, especially when people drop in later after you’ve added new content to your blog. In parentheses after your name, add the title of the book you’re reviewing. This addition will help people to find the reviews they’re most interested in reading.

After linking to your own reviews, you can spend as long as you want reading the reviews of other bloggers for the week and adding to your wishlist of books to read. That’s how my own TBR list has become completely unmanageable and the reason I can’t join any reading challenges. I have my own personal challenge that never ends.

55 Favorite First Lines from Favorite Books

I have put the references for these famous and not-so-famous first lines in white font, so that if you move your cursor to highlight the spaces immediately after the quote, you should be able to read the reference. How many can you guess without looking?

1. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. ~Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

2. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. ~Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

3. Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again. ~Daphne DuMaurier, Rebecca

4. There once was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb and he almost deserved it. ~C.S. Lewis, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

5. Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show. ~Charles Dickens, David Copperfield

6. Now, Bix Rivers has disappeared, and who do you think is going to tell his story but me? Maybe his stepfather? Man, that dude does not know Bix deep and now he never will, will he? ~Bruce Brooks, The Moves Make the Man

7. “Christmas won’t be Christmas without any presents,” grumbled Jo, lying on the rug. “It’s so dreadful to be poor!”
~Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

8. Dr. Strauss says I shud rite down what I think and evrey thing that happins to me from now on. Daniel Keyes, Flowers for Algernon

9. It was a bright cold day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen. ~George Orwell, 1984

10. All children, except one, grow up. ~J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan

11. In the history of the world there have been lots of onces and lots of times, and every time has had a once upon it. ¨~N.D. Wilson, Leepike Ridge

12. Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. ~Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina

13. In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

14. I write this sitting in the kitchen sink. ~Dodie Smith, I Capture the Castle

15. In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. ~JRR Tolkien, The Hobbit

16. Once on a dark winter’s day, when the yellow fog hung so thick and heavy in the streets of London that the lamps were lighted and the shop windows blazed with gas as they do at night, an odd-looking little girl sat in a cab with her father and was driven rather slowly through the big thoroughfares. ~Frances Hodgson Burnett, A Little Princess

17. In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines lived twelve little girls in two straight lines. ~Ludwig Bemelmans, Madeleine

18. Mr. and Mrs. Mallard were looking for a place to live. ~Robert McCloskey, Make Way for Ducklings

19. Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, “and what is the use of a book,” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversations?” ~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

20. Scarlett O’Hara was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as the Tarleton twins were. ~Margaret Mitchell, Gone With the Wind

21. As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into a giant insect. ~Franz Kafka, Metamorphosis

22. It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents. except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness. ~Edward Bulwer-Lytton, Paul Clifford

23. Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know. Albert Camus, The Stranger

24. Taran wanted to make a sword; but Coll, charged with the practical side of his education, decided on horseshoes. ~Lloyd Alexander, The Book of Three

25. Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail, and Peter. ~Beatrix Potter, The Tale of Peter Rabbit

26. As I walked through the wilderness of this world, I lighted on a certain place where was a den, and laid me down in that place to sleep and as I slept, I dreamed a dream. ~John Bunyan, The Pilgrim’s Progress

27. Midway upon the journey of our life, I found myself within a forest dark, for the straightforward pathway had been lost. ~Dante Alighieri, Inferno

28. The year that Buttercup was born, the most beautiful woman in the world was a French scullery maid named Annette. ~William Goldman, The Princess Bride

29. True! –nervous—very, very nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? ~Edgar Allan Poe, The Tell-Tale Heart

30. As I sat in the bath-tub, soaping a meditative foot and singing, if I remember correctly, “Pale Hands I Loved Beside the Shalimar,” it would be deceiving my public to say I was feeling boomps-a-daisy. ~P.G. Wodehouse, Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit

31. “Where’s Papa going with that axe?” said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. ~E.B. White, Charlotte’s Web

32. My name is India Opal Buloni, and last summer my daddy, the preacher, sent me to the store for a box of macaroni-and-cheese, some white rice, and two tomatoes and I came back with a dog. ~Kate DiCamillo, Because of Winn-Dixie

33. We went to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to completely suck. M.T. Anderson, Feed

34. On the morning of the best day of her life, Maud Flynn was locked in the outhouse singing “The Battle Hymn of the Republic.” ~Laura Amy Schlitz, A Drowned Maiden’s Hair

35. The Mole had been working very hard all the morning, spring-cleaning his little home. ~Kenneth Grahame, The Wind in the Willows

36. There are dragons in the twins’ vegetable garden. ~Madeleine L’Engle, A Wind in the Door

37. I have had not so good of a week. ~Sara Pennypacker, Clementine

38. To start with, look at all the books. ~Jeffrey Eugenides, The Marriage Plot

39. I saw Byzantium in a dream, and knew that I would die there. ~Stephen R Lawhead, Byzantium

40. The first week of August hangs at the very top of summer, the top of the live-long year, like the highest seat of a Ferris wheel when it pauses in its turning. ~Natalie Babbit, Tuck Everlasting

41. Rose sat all alone in the big best parlor, with her little handkerchief laid ready to catch the first tear, for she was thinking of her troubles, and a shower was expected. ~Louisa May Alcott, Eight Cousins

42. On Friday noon, July the twentieth, 1714, the finest bridge in all Peru broke and precipitated five travelers into the gulf below. ~Thornton Wilder, The Bridge of San Luis Rey

43. While the present century was in its teens, and on one sunshiny morning in June, there drove up to the great iron gate of Miss Pinkerton’s Academy for young ladies, on Chiswick Mall, a large family coach, with two fat horses in blazing harness, driven by a fat coachman in a three-cornered hat and wig, at the rate of four miles an hour. ~William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair

44. Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York. ~William Shakespeare, Richard III

45. What can you say about a twenty-five year old girl who died? ~Erich Segal, Love Story

46. One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies. O’Henry, The Gift of the Magi

47. Bowing down in blind credulity, as is my custom, before mere authority and the tradition of the elders, superstitiously swallowing a story I could not test at the time by experiment or private judgment, I am firmly of the opinion that I was born on the 29th of May, 1874, on Campden Hill, Kensington; and baptised according to the formularies of the Church of England in the little church of St. George opposite the large Waterworks Tower that dominated that ridge. G.K. Chesterton, Autobiography

48. This is the forest primeval. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Evangeline

49. The great fish moved silently through the night water, propelled by short sweeps of its crescent tail. Peter Benchley, Jaws

50. On the morning of the eleventh of November, 1937, precisely at eleven o’clock, some well-meaning busy-body consulted his watch and loudly announced the hour, with the result that all of us in the dining car felt constrained to put aside drinks and newspapers and spend the two minutes’ silence in rather embarrassed stares at one another or out of the window. James Hilton, Random Harvest

51. Under certain circumstances there are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea. Henry James, The Portrait of a Lady

52. This is the story of what a Woman’s patience can endure, and what a Man’s resolution can achieve. Wilkie Collins, The Woman in White

53. Mark was eleven and had been smoking off and on for two years, never trying to quit but being careful not to get hooked. John Grisham, The Client

54. In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The Bible, Genesis

55. In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The Bible, The Gospel of John

How many did you guess right? What are your favorite opening lines from your favorite books?

Andy Griffith, b.1926, d.2012

You might know him as Sheriff Andy Taylor or lawyer Ben Matlock, and he was also a movie actor and a gospel singer. But our family mostly knows him as the narrator of the “punkin story.” He was a Christian, and now he’s gone to be with the Lord. We can still enjoy his talent in the many acting roles and other ways the Lord blessed us through Andy Griffith.

– ANDY GRIFFITH- What it Was, Was Football (audio clip- mp3 file)

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55 Free Kindle Books Worth Reading

It seems to me that if one were to purchase a Kindle as a gift for a young adult or an older child and load it with all of the following books, the recipient would be happily fixed for reading material for several years. Older adults should enjoy most of these, too.

Alcott, Louisa May. Eight Cousins. My favorite LMA novel, this book tells the story of Rose and her many, many boy cousins who all live on Aunt Hill and grow up together as one big happy family.

Alcott, Louisa May. Little Women.

Allen, James Lane. The Choir Invisible. Set in Kentucky in the late 1700’s, this romance follows the fortunes of a schoolteacher, John Gray, and his romantic entanglements.

Austen, Jane. Emma. Emaa, like me, rushes in where angels fear to tread and gets herself into all sorts of trouble as a result. Emma is a book about the dangers of trying to run other people’s lives.

Austen, Jane. Pride and Prejudice. Don’t we all have a little pride and a little prejudice to overcome in our relationships?

Barrie, J.M. The Little Minister. The novel was the third of the three “Thrums” novels set in rural Scotland, which first brought Barrie to fame. The other two novels with the same setting were Auld Licht Idylls and A Window in Thrums.

Bronte, Charlotte. Jane Eyre. Semicolon thoughts on Jane Eyre.

Bronte, Emily. Wuthering Heights. Emily’s classic romance about Cathy and Heathcliff takes some work to get into, but t is worth the effort. The problem is that neither Cathy nor Heathcliff is particularly likeable, but they did deserve each other. And such passionate, drama-driven creatures do exist.

Burnett, Frances Hodgson. A Little Princess, being the whole story of Sara Crewe now told for the first time. Burnett’s 1888 serialized novel entitled Sara Crewe: or, What Happened at Miss Minchin’s Boarding School, was originally published in St. Nicholas Magazine. If you’ve only seen a movie version of this story, I don’t think you can really get the flavor and feel of Victorian poverty and rags-to-riches.

Burnett, Frances Hodgson. The Secret Garden. I always wanted a secret garden after reading this book.

Carroll, Lewis. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. From Alice and from Lewis Carroll in general I learned: odd things happen in this world. You just have to go with it, and see what will happen in the end.

Chesterton,G.K. The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare. Another odd duck of a book. Semicolon thoughts on The Man Who Was Thursday.

Christie, Agatha. The Mysterious Affair at Styles.

Dickens, Charles. David Copperfield. My favorite Dickens novel.

Dickens, Charles. Great Expectations. We read Great Expectations out loud when my older children were probably 12, 10, 8, and 6 years of age, so it holds a special place in my heart.

Dickens, Charles. A Tale of Two Cities. Paris and London are the cities; historical romance and intrigue is the genre.

Doyle, Sir Arthur Conan. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. A collection of twelve Sherlock Holmes stories including A Scandal in Bohemia, The Adventure of the Red-Headed League, The Adventure of the Speckled Band, and The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle.

Dreiser, Theodore. Sister Carrie. Classic tale of a fallen woman who actually ends up with nothing worse than a feeling of vague discomfort with her pointless life. Semicolon review here.

Dumas, Alexandre. The Three Musketeers. A celebration of Alexandre Dumas and his books.

Eliot, Geoge. Adam Bede. Semicolon thoughts on Adam Bede.

Gaskell, Elizabeth. Cranford. Note that the “serialized novel” aspect of this book make it quite episodic, not very plot-driven. I liked it anyway. Semicolon thoughts on Cranford.

Grahame, Kenneth. The Wind in the Willows. Kenneth Grahame and The Wind in the Willows.

Hardy, Thomas. Far From the Madding Crowd. This novel, a “tragedy of errors”, was Hardy’s fourth published novel, and its success enabled him to give up architecture, get married, and become a full time novelist.

Hudson, W.H. Green Mansions. Semicolon thoughts on Green Mansions.

Hughes, Thomas. Tom Brown’s Schooldays. This one is the grandaddy of all boarding school books; the setting is Thomas Arnold’s Rugby School in Victorian England. Tom Brown is a typical English boy who grows up to epitomize the virtues of a British public school education and the essence of British manhood.

Hugo, Victor. Les Miserables. My. favorite. novel. ever. Read it all, even the parts about the history of the sewers of Paris and the Napoleonic wars.

Lang, Andrew. The Blue Fairy Book. The others in this series of fairy tale collections—red, green, orange, olive, yellow, violet, crimson— are also available in free Kindle editions or in low-cost illustrated editions.

MacDonald, George. The Light Princess and Other Fairy Stories. A princess is cursed with a complete lack of gravity, both physical and emotional.

MacDonald, George. The Princess and Curdie.

MacDonald, George. The Princess and the Goblin. More about author George Macdonald.

MacLaren, Ian. Beside the Bonnie Brier Bush. A collection of stories of church life in a glen called Drumtochty in Scotland in the 1800’s.

Malory, Thomas. L’Morte d’Arthur. “IT befell in the days of Uther Pendragon, when he was king of all England, and so reigned, that there was a mighty duke in Cornwall that held war against him long time. And the duke was called the Duke of Tintagil. And so by means King Uther sent for this duke, charging him to bring his wife with him, for she was called a fair lady, and a passing wise, and her name was called Igraine.”

Melville, Herman. Moby Dick, or The White Whale. Semicolon thoughts on Moby Dick.

Meredith, George. Diana of the Crossways. Semicolon thoughts on Diana of the Crossways.

Mulock Craik, Dinah Maria. John Halifax, Gentleman. More about Dinah Maria Mulock Craik and her novel.

Orczy, Baroness Emmuska. The Scarlet Pimpernel. Several sequels are also available for free.

Pyle, Howard. Otto of the Silver Hand.

Scott, Sir Walter. Ivanhoe. Brown Bear Daughter started reading this one aloud to us, but I guess it will have to wait for us to finish after her return from a month long mission trip to Slovakia.

Sewell, Anna. Black Beauty. Best horse story ever.

Sidney, Margaret. Five Little Peppers and How They Grew. Five children–Ben, Polly, Joel, Davie, and Phronsie— live with their widowed Mamsie in poverty in a little brown house.

Sienkiewicz, Henryk. Quo Vadis: a narrative of the time of Nero.

Spyri, Johana. Heidi. Read Heidi. It’s a wonderful story about a feisty little girl, Heidi, and her friend Peter and how they are tempted to do wrong, confused about spiritual things, and finally loved and forgiven. The themes of the story—-broken relationships, reconciliation, forgiveness, sin and temptation–-are woven into the story in a way that teaches and entertains at the same time. Modern writers of “Christian fiction” could learn a few things from reading and emulating Johanna Spyri’s classic book.

Stevenson, Robert Louis. A Child’s Garden of Verses. First poems for children and lovely memories of childhood for adults.

Stowe, Harriet Beecher. Uncle Tom’s Cabin. More about Harriet Beecher Stowe.

Swift, Jonathan. Gulliver’s Travels into Several Remote Nations of the World, in Four Parts. By Lemuel Gulliver, First a Surgeon, and then a Captain of Several Ships. The first and second books of this four-part satire are the best. Parts three and four are extremely odd, and Lemuel Gulliver ends up preferring the company of horses to men.

Tarkington, Booth. Penrod. Just as funny and insightful as Tom Sawyer about a boy’s life and thoughts.

Thackeray, William Makepeace. Vanity Fair.

Trollope, Anthony. Barchester Towers. Thackeray isn’t quite as hopeful about life and human nature as Dickens, and Trollope is gently cynical, but all three Victorian novelists knew how to create memorable characters.

Twain, Mark. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

“But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of the rest, because Aunt Sally she’s going to adopt me and sivilize me and I can’t stand it. I been there before.”

Twain, Mark. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.

Wallace, Lew. Ben-Hur, a Tale of the Christ. Judah Ben-Hur = Charlton Heston, however, the book is worth reading.

Wharton, Edith. House of Mirth. Edith Wharton and House of Mirth.

Wiggin, Kate Douglas. Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. I know I’m in a minority, but I enjoyed Rebecca just as much as I did Anne of Green Gables. And I couldn’t find a free Kindle version of Anne of Green Gables, even though several of the sequels were available for free.

Wilde, Oscar. The Picture of Dorian Gray. Wilde certainly knew how to show that the “wages of sin is death.”

Wodehouse, P.G. Right Ho, Jeeves!

“It is impossible to be unhappy while reading the adventures of Jeeves and Wooster. And I’ve tried.” ~Christopher Buckley.