You must read the hilarious account of the Beehive’s trip to Scotland and England. Here are a couple of excerpts to whet your appetite:

We tried to understand the Scottish counter girl. She didn’t seem to have the proper ratio of consonants to vowels in her life.

It was here that we first encounted the British custom of serving potatoes with potatoes — our lunches came [with] a small baked potato AND with chips (somewhat like french fries but thicker and less salty). We learned quickly that chips are served with everything.

Delightful travelogue, especially if you’re a Scot-ophile.