A Potion, a Powder, a Little Bit of Magic, or Like Lightning in an Umbrella Storm (a story out of order) by Philip Stead. Neal Porter Books, 2026.
This brand new (publication date: April 7, 2026) piece of ridiculosity and magic reminds the publicists of Kate DiCamillo and Lemony Snicket, according to the Amazon advertising. I’m going with a mashup of Princess Bride and Alice in Wonderland. The story is just about as absurd as Alice with twelve year old orphan Bernadette the Brave going on a rather circular quest to save her best friend, Perseverance the Turtle. And like Alice, she meets a number of quirky characters along the way. However, it’s also cute and witty like Princess Bride, with the author as a sometimes character, a nincompoop tyrant king, and a castle whose foundation is resting on the backs of . . . well, I’ll let you read and find out who’s holding up the castle.
The intriguing thing about the story is that it begins in the middle and circles back to nearly the beginning, meanders along the River of Uncertainty, and ends with the discovery of Chapter One? If that sounds confusing, it is, but the tale told out of order also pulled me into the story as I had to work a little to understand the plot and make sense of the journey/quest that takes Bernadette and her friends all over the kingdom. (They do finally get a map, and so do readers–on the endpapers of the book.)
Philip Stead is the author and illustrator of the Caldecott Award-winning book, A Sick Day for Amos McGee, as well as other picture books, but this is his first children’s novel. I’m impressed. The story also includes twenty-four morals, one for each chapter, (or for each goat?). I’ll share a few of the moral precepts to wind up this review, just to whet your appetite. If you have a rather quirky mind, like mine and Mr. Stead’s apparently, this 2026 middle grade tale is not to be missed.
- “Never underestimate the strength of a goat.”
- “Never underestimate the willingness of a fool to follow through on a bad idea.
- “Have at least a slight idea of what you’re trying to do before you do it.”
- “Uncareful stories bring trouble to your doorstep.”
- “Always wear a helmet when riding a bike.”
- “There’s always tomorrow.”
Those are just a few of the Very Useful morals embedded in this story. The book also includes, for your enjoyment, many Latin phrases (helpfully translated into English, more or less accurately by the author), a Tree Who May or May Not Grant Wishes, a lot of cursing (interrupted before it can get started, as in “B—–“), and a very confused and incompetent author.









